First Place: EndlessVoid
"The 'Golden Code Shower' ability was later removed from the game for reasons that should have been obvious from the beginning..."
 Second Place: CooliceT
"I think I had to many of the Oracle's cookies'"
 Third Place: Digita1Spirit
"Gas. It happens to the best of us..."
 Editor's Choice award: Tocksic.
"Steve Irwin says,'By crickey!! 'eres the rare and mysterious Seraph Node! Just by trying to tap 'er you get a perma-ban!!'
 
 Thanks to everyone who submitted entries for Traxada's Caption of the Week Contest last week. You can participate in this week's contest on the Residual Self-Image Forum.