First Place: Vex5
Little did he know that Bob's suit was actually eqipped with a powerful magnet.
Second Place: Misfit1
After the rash of security guard murders, Mega City Security was forced to look to the circus for new recruits.
Third Place: Pbell
System: Your Banana Peel 1.0 fails to stop Building Securities ranged attack.
Editor's Choice award: Smooveness
...and that's when the Security Chief found his happy thought.
Thanks to everyone who submitted entries for Traxada's Caption of the Week Contest last week. You can participate in this week's contest on the Residual Self-Image Forum.