First Place: M4ce
Coming this Christmas, to a movie theater near you..."The Nutcracker". Starring Morpheus as himself.
Second Place: Shadow Griever
Morpheus's tailor moonlighted as a practical joke maker.
Third Place: WGAnubis
The secret ceremony of becoming a Zion captain is finally revealed....
Editor's Choice award: EndlessVoid
Though far less dreadlocked than many Zionists, few could best Morpheus in a game of hackey-sack.
Thanks to everyone who submitted entries for Traxada's Caption of the Week Contest last week. You can participate in this week's contest on the Residual Self-Image Forum.