First Place: Beanix
"Agent Pace shouts, 'Humans, Step away from my Data Node!'"
Second Place: Phi
"Only a human could come up with something as insipid as gas."
Third Place: Asomodai
"Tests of the General's new Doomsday device proved...disappointing."
Editor's Choice award: CooliceT
"Foxxdie whispers> i bet you can open beer cans with them"
Thanks to everyone who submitted entries for Traxada's Caption of the Week Contest last week. You can participate in this week's contest on the Residual Self-Image Forum.